Define surreal...
Jun. 17th, 2007 04:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mighty_aphroditeSurreal is sitting in your bathroom half-naked stemming mulberries for four hours.
Yes, I can explain. My kitchen doesn't have enough room in it to do this in without cleaning it, and my sink is full so it's easier to rinse them in the tub. I was getting purple juice all over me and I don't own an apron, so I striped down to my skivvies to work on stemming my 5 friggin' quarts of mulberries. I think there are endless piles of mulberries to stem in hell, but I digress. Meanwhile, the hubby endeavored to assist me in my jam-prepping pursuits. However, he was hampered considerably by a broken wrist, and the presence of naked bewbies.
But we finally got done and now the hubby is off to the suburbs to buy a big pan to do the canning in (he forgot it while we were at Wally World last night), giving me time to blog about the oddities of my life.
Yes, I can explain. My kitchen doesn't have enough room in it to do this in without cleaning it, and my sink is full so it's easier to rinse them in the tub. I was getting purple juice all over me and I don't own an apron, so I striped down to my skivvies to work on stemming my 5 friggin' quarts of mulberries. I think there are endless piles of mulberries to stem in hell, but I digress. Meanwhile, the hubby endeavored to assist me in my jam-prepping pursuits. However, he was hampered considerably by a broken wrist, and the presence of naked bewbies.
But we finally got done and now the hubby is off to the suburbs to buy a big pan to do the canning in (he forgot it while we were at Wally World last night), giving me time to blog about the oddities of my life.
