warning---this might be TMI

[mighty_aphrodite]

I lost my boobies. I don't know where they went. All my bras are too big so I got measured yesterday at Victoria's Secret. In the past year I went from a 36C to a 32B. Boo. And there was very little in my new size in the sale bins. I am a little bummed. Apparently I have misplaced my hips too because the size 6 skirt I bought yesterday is too big and I have to take it back and get a 4.

Yes, I am a skinny bitch an you hate me. Yes I realize I am bitching about losing weight. But half of my clothes don't fit because I've lost my sexy curviness and I'm grumpy. And I hate lingerie shopping, but I have to because my boobs shrunk and my dog ate half my underwear. /me pouts.

Comments

[amethystarlight.livejournal.com]

Damn... you did go down!

I think I got your boobies. Mine have gone from barely a 34B to just over a 34C. And I went from a size 2 to a size 6.

No. You can't have them back! MINE!

[rightsaidred.livejournal.com]

Sara Anne Miller, you give me back my boobies right now! And my hips while you're at it. My size 4 skirt is too big too. I'm gonna hafta shrink it.

Though strangely the size 5 bermudas I bought at Target last week were too small...

[amethystarlight.livejournal.com]

Target clothes don't fit me either. I wear at LEAST a size 9 there. >