warning---this might be TMI

I lost my boobies. I don't know where they went. All my bras are too big so I got measured yesterday at Victoria's Secret. In the past year I went from a 36C to a 32B. Boo. And there was very little in my new size in the sale bins. I am a little bummed. Apparently I have misplaced my hips too because the size 6 skirt I bought yesterday is too big and I have to take it back and get a 4.

Yes, I am a skinny bitch an you hate me. Yes I realize I am bitching about losing weight. But half of my clothes don't fit because I've lost my sexy curviness and I'm grumpy. And I hate lingerie shopping, but I have to because my boobs shrunk and my dog ate half my underwear. /me pouts.