Yoinked from Naamaire

The first five people to respond to this post, will get some form of art, by me, about [or tailored to] them. I suck at visual creativity, so keep your expectations low, mmmkay?
Catch: You have to post this meme yourself. If I'm willing to embarrass myself artisticly, that should be motivation enough for anyone.

EDIT: No takers? At all?