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Yawn.  Tomorrow I embark on my first day as a graduate student.  Wednesday I teach my first class.  I plan to give them a power point presentation as an overview... including a warning of material that may be considered obscene.  I'm going to tell them where garden gnomes come from  Teehee.  They will never look at them the same way again.

Also tomorrow... I am taking a pregnancy test.  My boobs are all weird and my digestive system has decided it doesn't work for me anymore.  It's either a fetus or a tapeworm.  Meh.   They both suck the life out of you from within.    But at least babies are cute and cuddly.  Babies are wonderfulness!  Ah... the funny things that childless people say.