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My hamster is a super genius. David kept hearing sounds coming from his cage today. But every time he went in to check things out, the hamster didn't seem to be doing anything. Finally, about the fifth time he heard noises, he snuck up on Twitchy... to find him attempting escape! Again! Apparently, the hamster genius knows that escape is a no-no and is smart enough to feign innocence when he hears someone coming. I am not sure I am comfortable living with such an intelligent rodent. It is quite frankly weirding me out.